Thursday, December 2, 2010

The Return

One the 2nd day of December 2010, the exile returned to the Sixth City. It is not yet known if the curse has been lifted from the city on the lake, but the Chosen Bum's new realm has been infected with disappointment since his arrival... It remains to be seen how the spurned kingdom will respond to his return. We are disrespected but resilient.

The real 23 played for The Bulls.

The exile has the audacity to say his jersey should be retired.
This is our compromise.

If you are attending the game, please print this Cavs Chant Sheet. And let him know he is not welcome in the forgotten kingdom.

Go Cavs, Beat the Heat, and Cleveland Like a Motherfucker!


Sunday, November 28, 2010

Lebron Bumps Coach Spoelstra

Coach Spo is gonna have to spend some time with his family soon.


Friday, November 5, 2010


A great video spoof of Darth Vader's recent Nike Ad:

The hate flows strong in the Sixth City.


Wednesday, October 27, 2010

2010-2011: A New Hope

It begins as it ended, versus the Boston Celtics.



Friday, October 8, 2010

Twisted by the Dark Side

"Twisted by the dark side, young (LeBron) has become. The boy you trained, gone he is… consumed by (the Heat)."
- David Stern to Dan Gilbert

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

The Parade of the Haters

"Hey man, let Ohio begin by pulling itself up... let it do its part instead of depending on a 7 season baller for their economy."
- JB from NYC

After the parade, the King sat and pondered...

Why leave the place you love, that loves you?

Just be the King.


Thursday, May 13, 2010

The Prophecy

"Sorry, kid. You got the gift, but it looks like you're waiting for something... Your next life, maybe. Who knows?" - The Matrix

The City of Cleveland awaits the King's Decision.

Keep The Faith

Born here
Raised here
Plays here
Stays here


Saturday, May 1, 2010

The Prophecy

Citizens of Ohio, Rejoice!

The Curse of Michael Jordan has been lifted. The Cavs have finally beaten the Bulls in a playoff series. Sure the fans of Chicago, as well as a wisecracking imp named Noah, reminded us vocally that "Cleveland Sucks!" If that is true and the Cavaliers defeated the Bulls, does that not mean that the Windy City of Chicago "blows"? Let us put that behind us now. The path of the Chosen One will not be easy moving forward. In front of him awaits the most successful franchise in the history of the sport. The city of Boston is known for its elite teams, institutions and universities. The Sixth City is now a relic of the great American post-war economic boom. The blue collar city of Cleveland vs the white collar city of Boston. The gold standard of pro sports vs the perennial disappointments of the past. Why will it be different this time?

The Cavaliers are much stronger than the last time these two teams met in the playoffs. The addition of the Big Aristotle in the off-season and the trade for Twan should not be taken lightly. The Chosen One struggled mightily against the Celtics in their previous meeting, but still only came one basket short of advancing. The King is now on the verge of being honored with his second MVP award in as many years. This time, he must not put the burden on himself. He has been surrounded by a much better battalion, as the Celtics have aged. This is going to be some battle. There will be dirty tricks and outright violent hits. The Celtics will attack what appears to be the Chosen One's weakness, a sore elbow. So sore that he almost put up triple doubles in back to back games. Mark my words, attack his elbow, Boston, and he will unleash the fury. The determination of the One is only eclipsed by his shear power and speed.

12 wins remain, for the prophecy to be proven true. Citizens of Ohio, let us support our King and his court! For they are our last hope...



Saturday, April 17, 2010

The Prophecy

The mainstream media now speaks of the Great Recovery of the US Economy. "America's Back!" claimed a popular magazine. This is news to the residents of Northeast Ohio. The Sixth City remains depressed, desolate, and desperate. Not since 1964 have we had a real celebration. For 36 years we have waited for the day that the Chosen One would bring peace to his kingdom. In the meantime, the city on the lake has experienced heartbreak over and over. The drive, the fumble, the squandered opportunities, and most importantly, the shot... A year has past since the King's previous campaign for a title and it seems poetic justice that our Cavaliers must face the Bulls in the first round. It was in his 7th year that Chicago's number 23 won his first title. Now we have a number 23 in his 7th year. 16 wins. That is the goal. Let us put aside the speculation of next year and focus on the present. If the prophecy is true, these concerns will be moot points. The City on the Lake will burn. The child born of the Cuyahoga River will bring peace to his kingdom and the curse will finally be lifted.



Thursday, April 1, 2010

Apple Inc. Buys AOT Family of Websites


We have received and accepted an offer from Apple Inc. to sell our family of websites:

for $15 billion.

Sorry, Google. Your offer was too cheap. This obviously means that we are going to pass the torch to Steve Jobs and buy a money bin to swim around in. Good luck, buddy. If you were a fan of us, too bad. You didn't buy enough T-shirts. This deal values each of our blogs at $3 billion. AOTV was the main sticking point in our past discussions with Google, but Apple was very impressed by AOTV 4 - United Banks of America. We would like to thank our fans for making us filthy rich, but now you guys can suck it... SIDEWAYS!



Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Cavs Sign Big Z!!!

Link to the news story from
Here are some videos in honor of Big Z's return!!!!!!!!!!!

Go Cavs!


Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Bleve - 3/13/2010

If you are going to be in Northeast Ohio on 3/13/2010, this would be pretty cool to take part in.