Apple Inc. Buys AOT Family of Websites

Boom,

We have received and accepted an offer from Apple Inc. to sell our family of websites:

www.corruptpoliticiansforchange.com
www.randumbstupidity.com
www.technosucks.com
www.iflebronleaves.com
www.stevejobsisalive.com

for $15 billion.

Sorry, Google. Your offer was too cheap. This obviously means that we are going to pass the torch to Steve Jobs and buy a money bin to swim around in. Good luck, buddy. If you were a fan of us, too bad. You didn't buy enough T-shirts. This deal values each of our blogs at $3 billion. AOTV was the main sticking point in our past discussions with Google, but Apple was very impressed by AOTV 4 - United Banks of America. We would like to thank our fans for making us filthy rich, but now you guys can suck it... SIDEWAYS!

APRIL FOOLS!

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Cavs Sign Big Z!!!

Link to the news story from cavs.com
Here are some videos in honor of Big Z's return!!!!!!!!!!!







Go Cavs!

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Cavs Clinch the Central Division Title

Just the first step. Enjoy this video mix by noyork.com

Bleve - 3/13/2010

If you are going to be in Northeast Ohio on 3/13/2010, this would be pretty cool to take part in.

http://www.webleve.com/

The Cavaliers Destiny

Cavs play in the 90s throwback jerseys and win

Film at 11...

source plain dealer

The Prophecy

Darkness has enveloped the Sixth City since this spring when the Chosen One's efforts were not enough to end the curse. Crumbling industries, jobless citizens, and discouraged, distraught, depressed fans... Rumors that the King may leave his Kingdom. Without him, the city would die. Alas, at least one more year of his reign. Let us enjoy this potentially last crusade for an NBA title. For if the prophecy is right, the city on the lake will burn. And that would definitely be stimulative for its dying and desperate economy.

GO CAVS!

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